pinkypelos:

whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun

I have a dire need to sell all my eggs

August 21st 667898 via source

myherocomplex:

I will never get tired of this story.

August 21st 41547 via source

dreamaboutlifeagain:

Jayma Mays ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

Oh my god .. The best !

August 21st 597 via source

Any time you see a woman on Orphan Black from behind you’re like “there’s Tatiana again”. Until she turns around, you don’t actually know that it’s a different actor.

August 21st 7124 via source

fugrats:

ppolishprincess:

only art students/art enthusiasts will get how cool this watch is

literally everyone knows who salvador dali is

August 21st 646528 via source

offensed:

were gonna

image

to the top

August 21st 94600 via source

songofages:

kendronamore:

troylerkiss:

kendronamore:

Jfc is Canadia even real

I live in Canada and I’m not even sure.

60 notes in and no one has noticed that I spelled Canada wrong…nailed it

It’s ok the leader of our country also thinks its Canadia.

August 21st 32196 via source
  1. Doctor:do you drink or smoke?
  2. Me:no
  3. Doctor:(under his breath) what a loser
August 21st 402545 via source

isidoragoreshters:

mickey milkovich??? haha nah what a nerd do u really think— [trips] [hundreds of photos of mickey spill out of jacket] shit wow what a nerd right fuck these aren’t mine i [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [more photos scatter across floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just LISTEN

August 21st 191 via source