if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion
your uterus is worth $3.2 billion
I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE
Maybe that’s why we get so emotional
did you just make an egg pun
I have a dire need to sell all my eggs
Jayma Mays ALS Ice Bucket Challenge
Oh my god .. The best !
Any time you see a woman on Orphan Black from behind you’re like “there’s Tatiana again”. Until she turns around, you don’t actually know that it’s a different actor.
only art students/art enthusiasts will get how cool this watch is
literally everyone knows who salvador dali is
Jfc is Canadia even real
I live in Canada and I’m not even sure.
60 notes in and no one has noticed that I spelled Canada wrong…nailed it
It’s ok the leader of our country also thinks its Canadia.
mickey milkovich??? haha nah what a nerd do u really think— [trips] [hundreds of photos of mickey spill out of jacket] shit wow what a nerd right fuck these aren’t mine i [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [more photos scatter across floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend just LISTEN